{"product_id":"men-39-s-boxers-dungeon-crawler-carl-heart-boxers-gamer-underwear-video-game-fan","title":"Men Boxers, Dungeon Crawler Carl Heart Boxers, Gamer Underwear, Video Game Fan Clothing, Carl Name Boxers, Gaming Gift","description":"These boxer briefs bring a playful, cozy confidence to everyday wear. Soft, lightweight polyester with a two-sided fleece finish feels gentle against the skin while a stretchy waistband keeps them sitting comfortably through movement. The all-over scattered red-heart print reads flirty and fun — a low-key way to wear a little charm under jeans or lounge pants. Breathable and quick-drying, they move with you from morning coffee to late-night movies, and the vivid print keeps its color wash after wash. Thoughtful details like a printed care label and regular fit make them an easy, lived-in favorite for anyone who likes a bit of personality in their basics.\n\nProduct features\n- Soft two-sided fleece polyester for a gentle, lightweight feel\n- Elastic, soft waistband for all-day comfort\n- Vibrant, long-lasting all-over print in bright reds\n- Extra-light fabric (3.8 oz\/yd²) with regular fit for mobility\n- Printed care label and durable stitching for easy care\n\nNEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: UNMENTIONABLES OF LEGEND\n\nYOU DID IT, YOU ABSURDLY CONFIDENT MEAT SACK. You’ve equipped the one garment that screams both “I’m ready for action” and “I lost a bet with a talking cat.” Behold the Dungeon Crawler Carl Boxer Briefs, adorned with more hearts than lives you’ve squandered.\n\nACHIEVEMENT: HEARTS OF IRONY\nYou’ve willingly slipped into a fabric of satire, courage, and questionable decision-making. These boxers do not grant protection, stealth bonuses, or any increase in charisma. But let’s face it—you weren’t using those stats anyway.\n\nITEM STATS:\n\t•\t+3 to airflow\n\t•\t-1 to self-respect\n\t•\t100% chance to make the cat judge you harder than usual\n\t•\tWearing them in battle unlocks the “Whimsical Death Scene”\n\nNOTES:\n\t•\tMachine washable. Dignity not included.\n\t•\tPrint features “DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL” in both front and back to show your enthusiasm from both sides, ensuring every encounter is branded with maximum cringe and chaotic approval.\n\t•\tHearts pattern scientifically proven to reduce intimidation factor by 87%.\n\nYOUR REWARD:\nYou are now 20% more legendary, 40% more ridiculous, and 100% more comfortable than anyone else in this cursed labyrinth of capitalism. Wear them barefoot with pride—or at least with pants \n\nCare instructions\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not iron\n- Dry flat\n- Do not bleach\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)","brand":"SociallyTolerableTee","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":52779608473880,"sku":"4519817213","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":52779608506648,"sku":"4519817213","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":52779608539416,"sku":"4519817213","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":52779608572184,"sku":"4519817213","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52779608604952,"sku":"4519817213","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":52779608637720,"sku":"4519817213","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":52779608670488,"sku":"4519817213","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/8913\/5384\/files\/il_794xN.8121692426_6a40.jpg?v=1790533445","url":"https:\/\/hyperchic.co\/products\/men-39-s-boxers-dungeon-crawler-carl-heart-boxers-gamer-underwear-video-game-fan","provider":"HYPERCHIC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}